Growing up, my parents had a difficult time getting me to brush my teeth. At most, they could make me brush once a day, as part if the morning routine to get ready for school. I never brushed on weekends.
As I entered middle school, my parents were working and had less time to monitor an increasingly self-sufficient little girl’s morning routine. Cirno would always tell me to brush, with his usual, “learn from my mistakes” preaching, but I ignored him.
It’s now been nearly four years since I brushed my teeth regularly. I’ve only done it three or four times, when my grandma forced me to. All the while, I just didn’t give a damn, and my parents never remembered to schedule any dentist appointments until just recently.
I was surprised when the dentist told me that even after four years of not brushing, I had no cavities! This was particularly shocking because as a kid, when I did brush (however haphazardly), I got a ton of cavities.
I have a theory about this. I think that if you stop brushing long enough, maybe your teeth build a protective coat. Kind of like how your body can have “good germs” that combat its “bad germs.” That’s the only way I know how to explain it. A couple of people I’ve shared this idea with said it was absolute nonsense, but they don’t know shit, so I’ll wait ’till someone who actually knows about this stuff says the same.
Of course, I don’t have any science to back my idea either. I don’t try to use it as an excuse not to brush my teeth–the only reason for that is, “I don’t care.” But when I look at how I’ve never met anyone who takes this approach to teeth-brushing, I do kind if feel like a pioneer.